Frank's forced to contend with a group of punks who start to give "Hollywood Hobo Tours" in front of his booth. For 50 cents, tourists get into a carboard box tour bus then walk along the boulevard “Fred Flintstone style” as the punk leader lies about all the celebrities who used to live on the streets before they made it big.
YELLOW DICK ROAD
Frank lets Lonny turn this weeks tour into a "Wizard Of Oz" experience. Lonny tries to win Heather back, giving her the starring role, but when a South American tour group is booked he's forced to hire a spicy "Latina Dorothy" who he immediatley falls in love with and agrees to marry so she can get her green card.
While waiting for his tour group to visit The Magic Castle, Eddie runs into a dark and mysterious female magician "Abra-Ca-Debra". Eddie literally falls under her spell not realizing that she's actually a con artist who's true intentions are to rob the castle of a rare set of playing cards owned by Houdini.
When Heather is cast in a theatrical version of "Battlefield Earth" Lonny pulls out all the stops trying to convince the theater group he's the only one who can direct the production. Failing all of the tests to become a Scientologist, Lonny resorts to putting on his own street theater version of the L. Ron Hubbard novel.
BOYZ IN ZE HOOD
Frank , desperate to win over a group of German tourists, grants them their wish to shoot a Tinsel Town Tour version of “Boys In the Hood”. But Lonny trying to be an "authentic auteur" makes the mistake of bringing the German tourists dressed like Crips and Bloods to a parking lot in Compton where a real gang war is incited.